i am back with a bucket o’ nuggets!

Well Kids, I am on the WordPress Train. I nearly killed myself trying to make it look presentable, and I didn’t do too bad of a job, since I have NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL I’M DOING. CSS should be named Crappy Shitty Shit. It’s like being cold and having someone giving me knitting needles and telling me to make myself a sweater. I don’t know the first thing about knitting. I’d probably knit myself a sassy little noose. CSS is the same for me. I figured a lot of it out by tweaking my Heidiland Classic layout. It’s not too bad. I’m pretty sure that I will get the hang of it eventually.

I didn’t want to move my blog. I like EFX2. No one knows if it’s even coming back at this point. If it does, I don’t know what I’ll do. I am making this place homey. I registered with WordPress after the whole Modblog Meltdown of 2005, but was too frustrated by editing the themes to give it a proper go.

I’ve got news for you, CSS. Heidiland is the new sheriff in town, and she doesn’t take kindly to your shenanigoats. I hope you know this means war.

WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Great. I’m going to have that song stuck in my head for the next century. So, I’m here. I’m Heidiland. Get used to it?